5 things in films that I do not like:

1. people wearing fat suits
2. too much mucus-gore (regular gore is fine)
3. close ups of puking
4. epic slow motion scenes like in Seabiscuit or Chariots of Fire
5. julia roberts

Death of a President (2006)

a thought-provoking mockumentary about the assassination of President George W. Bush.

inspired by the controversial 2006 mockumentary "Death of a President":

KILLING THE PRESIDENT

Blood gushes from a Bush

and Dick rises

a little too quick and a little too eager

to fit tight

a rotten cavity

...and we're all fucked.

READ! : Herzog on Herzog (ed by Paul Cronin)

If I had to read one book over and over and over again for the rest of my life it would be THIS BOOK! mind-staggeringly brilliant! basically Werner Herzog's philosophies in his OWN WONDERFUL WORDS. Truth to the myth and rumour that normally surrounds this great film maker.

Haiku: Bubble

==BUBBLE 2006==

factory town folk.
routine deception: all lies.
make dolls, are dolls. sad.

Haiku: Straw Dogs

Straw Dogs: 1971 (starring Dustin Hoffman)

tootsie dude kicks ass
english creeps meet savage fate
child-like bride whimpers